Intro: Cm Cm Bb Take a look at my girlfriend Ab Ab Bb She's the only one I got Cm Bb Not much of a girlfriend Ab I never seem to get a lot G G(or G7 if you prefer) Take a jumbo across the water Cm Like to see America G G (7) See the girls in California Fm Bb I'm hoping it's going to come true Fm Bb But there's not a lot I can do Cm Bb Could we have kippers for breakfast Ab Ab Bb Mummy dear, Mummy dear Cm Bb They got to have 'em in Texas Ab 'Cause everyone's a millionaire G G I'm a winner, I'm a sinner Cm Do you want my autograph G G I'm a loser, what a joker Fm Bb I'm playing my jokes upon you Fm Bb While there's nothing better to do, hey G G Bb Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do G G Bb Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do Ab Fm Bb La la la, la la la, la la la la Cm Bb Don't you look at my girlfriend, girlfriend Ab Ab Bb 'Cause she's the only one I got Cm Bb Not much of a girlfriend, girlfriend Ab I never seem to get a lot - What's she got? Not a lot G G Take a jumbo across the water Cm Like to see America G G See the girls in California Fm Bb I'm hoping it's going to come true Fm Bb But there's not a lot I can do, hey G G Cm Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do G G Cm Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do G Cm Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um G Cm Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um Ab Fm Bb La la la, la la la, la la la la